Funny Misunderstandings

This evening we were talking to David about school and some misunderstandings occurred.
First one:

David: I didn't like school today.
Jon: Why?
David: We had to do homework. I finished two pages but I still have eight more to go
Jon: What was the homework on.
David: Paper.

(He doesn't have 8 pages to do at home. It is more like school work so he will be doing more work at school. Didn't want anyone thinking our school is out of control with homework in first grade.)

Second one:
Robin was testing me in Spanish with the kids' help. We were asking what things around our family room are called in Spanish. At one point Robin asked...
Robin: David, what's "be quiet"?
David: